A $1100 MR2 on marketplace surfaces. It even starts with starter fluid!! Well, it only starts with starter fluid. It STILL only starts with starting fluid, anyway. We get there with a trailer and the guy had repossesed the car or something and didn't know anything about it except that it starts with starter fluid, which he demonstrated. So we all said "let us come up with an offer" and huddled around. 

"$900?" David asked quietly
"Yeah 900." Cole responded
...
"Alright sounds good." Clay says after thinking about it

We wave him over and Clay walks up to him and with full confidence looks him in the eye and says "We can do $700"

We got it for $900 in the end and have now put into it a gasket kit, fuel pump, fuel, acura wheels that Clay had for some reason, a air freshener, a vacuum switching valve,some vacuum lines, spark plugs, wires, oil, filter, gallons of white vinegar and isopropyl alcohol to clean out the fuel tank and it runs no better than the day we got it. Truly cruel the toyota mistress is.